Sunday, November 21, 2010

THE TOWEL DICTATOR


TRANSLATION IN PORTUGUESE

1.
CHRIS- QUERIDA EU NAO GOSTEI MUITO DAS TOALHAS NOVAS QUE VOCE COMPROU PARA O  BANHEIRO.
CATIA- OQUE?

2.
CATIA- QUEM VOCE PENSA QUE MANDA POR AQUI? ESSA TOALHA COMBINA COM TODAS AS OUTRAS COISAS NO BANHEIRO E SECA SEU CORPO QUE NEM A OUTRA SECAVA.

3.
CATIA- VOCE TEM QUE APRENDER A GOSTAR DESSA NOVA E ESQUECER A SUA ANTIGA. SERA QUE EU DEIXEI ISSO CLARO?

4.
CHRIS- SIM,DITADORA DE TOALHA!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

THE ANGEL


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TRANSLATION IN PORTUGUESE:

1.
ESTRANHO-VOCE PRECISA DE UM SALTO?

2.
CATIA- NAO EU NAO PRECIDO DE UM SALTO. EU ACHO QUE ALGUMA COISA DEVE ESTAR ERRADA COM A MINHA BATERIA.
ESTRANHO- E ISSO QUE UM SALTO E. ABRE O SEU CAPO.
CATIA- O LEGAL, MUITO OBRIGADA.

3.
ESTRANHO-CERTO, PRONTINHO SO CUIDE PARA NAO DESLIGAR O CARRO POR UM TEMPO.
CATIA- COM CERTEZA. MUITO OBRIGADA. VOCE E UM ANJO.

4.
LOJA DE SAPATOS- SOMENTE HOJE 50% DE DESCONTO EM TODOS OS SAPATOS.


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Saturday, October 30, 2010

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

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TRANSLATION IN PORTUGUESE:

1.

CATIA: -AS CRIANCAS VAO AMAR NOSSOS FANTASTICOS SAQUINHOS DE DOCE.

CHRIS:- SEM DUVIDA. NOS DESTRIBUIMOS O MELHOR DOCE DO BAIRRO!

2.

CATIA: - EU REALMENTE NAO GOSTO QUANDO UMA CRIANCA VEM SEM FANTASIA.

CHRIS: - EU TAMBEM NAO. NOS DEVERIAMOS FAZER ALGUMA COISA SOBRE ISSO.

4.

DOCES- COM FANTASIA

PEDRAS- SEM FANTASIA

CRIANCAS: -DOCES OU TRUQUES!!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

ASIAN MARKETPLACE


Portuguese translation



QUADRO 1:
Patty: OH CATIA, TEMOS QUE IR PARA ESTE NOVO MERCADO ASIATICO, QUE O MEU VIZINHO ME FALOU.
Catia: O LEGAL! VAMOS LA!

QUADRO 3:
Catia: PATTY, ISSO PARECE UM SUPERMERCADO NORMAL.
Patty: OLHA! TA VENDO E UMA MULHER ASIATICA.

QUADRO 4:
Catia:SO UMA PESSOA ASIATICA TRABALHANDO AQUI NAO FAZ DESSE LUGAR UM MERCADO ASIATICO.

QUADRO 5:
Patty: EU ESTOU TE DIZENDO, MEU VIZINHO FALOU QUE ESSE E UM LUGAR ASIƁTICO.

QUADRO 6:
Patty: HA HA! OLHA CATIA, UM LUGAR DE PEIXE!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Real Texan



Translation in Portuguese:

Quadro 1.

Em algum lugar em Nova Jersey..
Feliz Aniversario Pai!!
Em algum lugar em Texas...
Obrigada filho.

Quadro 2.

Como tem sido seu aniversario ate agora?
Otimo, finalmente eu me sinto como um texano de verdade.

Quadro 3

E mesmo? Por que voce esta falando com sotaque agora?
Nao, porque me deram um chapeu novo.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Stack of cards



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Thursday, September 2, 2010

My life in broken english cartoon

  Many things happen all the time wen you are a immigrant, my husband came with the idea to turned my adventures in a cartoon, I draw and his make the jokes with my days. I have to say is very fun work on this, and I may post  more often.


Thursday, June 3, 2010

I want a bicycle

 I always love bicycles, in Brazil in my childhood my Father did not have a car but a bicycle, I remember going every where, tree of us in one bike, and was fun, I was 13 wen my father get his very first car.
 My very first bike was a 3 wheels red one, luckily I have a picture...



I remember did not rest long, broke. My mother worked that time, cleaning the mayor house and they have kids with bikes so I learned ride in they bikes after many damages in my legs. Took very long time for I get another, but was a real bike, red again because was the only color in the store and was the only store, I ride from the store back home with my father and is a great feeling in ride a bike like freedom.
Some years later I had to sell my bike because I was too big for it, and I was in the adulthood, saving money for a house, for a car and I forgot my good friend bike.
Today married, house, car and from nothing I begin to dream with the perfect bike again. My husband is begging for I please don't talk about bike anymore.
I find the perfect bike at Kmart for a very good price $ 189.99 Schwinn 26" 7 speed gears, but they are out stock, is assembly required and I don't know how to used this gears.


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So I find this other one at Dick's for  $359.99 a Nirve free shipping, 1 gear, they assembly at the store, of course I will have to buy and install a back track, a basket a light and a bell.

So.... now I don't know what to do.... maybe send a letter to Santa Claus? 

All I can think now is some part of the movie Wedding Crachers...
-I want a bicycle.
_I just want a bicycle.
-Make me a bicycle, clown!
-Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Fofa Birthday!

Hi! So was Fofa birthday, 3 years old and I get to cook something especial for her and her friends.
Fofa smell em immediately came and beg in front of the oven.

 I was prepring for her some doggy meatballs and some carrot penutbutter cake and they went in to the oven.

 Fofa went back in the sofa looking at the window to bark at the neibors, hoping will cook faster.


 
And they done ready to eat
Fofa's friends arive and they all had great time.
Happy Birthday Fofa the bet puppy ever!!!